What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 12:50

Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd